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It says Mentalist for 3 hours tonight (really early, 11pm. Usually they wait until 1 or 2 am) and lo, it’s CSI:NY.
How dare you play with my heart (and my DVR) TNT! (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡 ┻━┻
Patrick & Teresa
1.02. I wouldn’t seduce you over a meal.
6.22. I’ll see you at dinner.
This makes me giggle so hard. Oh, Jane. How you have broken your own man-code…
LOL. Let’s be honest here, it was a whole planned weekend, with beautiful dresses, and adjoining suites, and… it really all hinged on a fancy dinner. AHAHAHA!
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The last gif you can see her lip sticks to his. DEATH. Call the corner to pick up my body. Goodbye.
No man, the second one, THE SECOND ONE, when she goes in for a better, deeper kiss. She just takes charge, like, “man, I have wanted this FOREVER and I am going for it!”
And yes, I know, I just reblogged this like 3 posts ago, but I wanted to comment this time. Also, why apologize for more of this?
mariahgem said: I searched actual warning labels for this! Yours would probably be: "WARNING: Burn or shock hazard!" (Although I also like "Children and treadmills don't mix") (I think mine would be: "Contact with moving parts can lead to entanglement and serious injury")
HEHEHE. I will take it!!
I think yours might be “WARNING: SMALL PARTS. CHOKING HAZARD”
SKDJKSLDDKD!! I actually heard that one as a burn on a dude. He had a shirt that said “Choking hazard” with an arrow to his dick, and someone was like “isn’t that usually for small parts?”
When I was looking at some one google, this was an especially good one:
Damn those jet thrust nozzles… always forced into body cavities…
For me, I still like the entanglement and serious injury one but there were some other good ones. I’m not even gonna go for the obvious/corny ones like “Parental Advisory: Explicit Language”, “Slippery When Wet” or “Handle With Care”. Too unoriginal. I think I’ll go with:
(People should probably at least have a crush before servicing, right?)
Or maybe the good old:
We WON! The voting is over and WE WON!!
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Say it again
Nearby forest fire smoke is blowing into the city, the sun looks weird! (at Springwater Crossing)
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Just heard a great new Jisbon song -
It Was Always You by Maroon 5
It works for season 4-5 when it finally occurs to Jane (or he allows himself to realize) that he loves Lisbon. Probably before or around Crimson Hat.
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