Link reblogged from derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb with 194 notes
i wish someone was talking about the endings and not just shipping, it’s boring already
what is there to discuss, though, really? Control is best. Everything stays the same and continues to progress as it would have before, except…
i agree with you about all of this except
#control edi/joker is the best #edi dosen’t die but joker also dosen’t get to live forever and she is still tied to the ship #years after the war with the reapers #joker is a grumpy old man who lives in the decommissioned normandy on a hill with his computer wife #who is the synthetic equivalent of a cat lady #taking in any and all stray robots they may come across #no matter how much joker protests
yes ok but
where’s the pic
I CAN IMAGINE HIM WAKING UP AND THERE’S LIKE 8 FLASHLIGHT HEADS AT THE END OF THE BED AND THEY’RE JUST LIKE DAD PLAY WITH US AND YOU CANNOT MOVE BECAUSE ROBOTS AND EDI SPENDS ALL DAY RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS AND HAVING PLAYTIME CONSENSUS AND SHE AND OLD CAT LADY JAMES EMAIL EACH OTHER STORIES ABOUT THEIR PETS SHE PROBABLY WOULD ADOPT A REAPER IF SHE COULD AND NOW JOKER’S SORRY HE EVVER BITCHED ABOUT SHEP COLLECTING SCARY ALIENS THAT WAS NOTHING NOTHING COMPARED TO EDI’S FRIGATE FOR LOST ROBOTS
ok
Seriously, as soon as I read those tags the first time, I wanted to see a pic!! I’m glad someone asked!!! AHAHAAHAA!! Ole’ man Moreau and his Bot Preserve. <3
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